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| "Do You swear to Spin the truth the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" |
"Temporaty insanity. Your Honor . I didn't even realize i was mauling and eating those seven hikers." |
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| " What color was the stop sign?" |
"Suzie, this is math, not the law." |
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| This court is aware of witness's enthusiasm for the size of his pickup truck, But hereafter, you will refrain from statement that you "won" the accident. |
Do you realize how dead you are if she realizes this is your weekly "Bar meeting?" |
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| "Tax lawyer of the Year" I'd like to thanks the IRS, without whose incomprehensible regulations i wouldn't have a job. |
Not surprisingly, the lawsuit over Bob;s weight lands in Food court. |
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| " Do your promise to tell the Truth, the half Truth or No thing about the Truth....?" |
" And then we have our ever popular summer wig. Light weight nylon with discreet aerial tuned to the test match." |
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| " Osama Bin Laden was spotted -But he had F. Lee Bailely and Johnnie cockran with him. |
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