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I Suppose it's no worse than the smogs of the 1950's. Guilty of oversize shoes and creeping out the general public . Twenty Years.
It's just this place reminds me so much of the good of USA. "Weird thing is. I can't even remember applying for asylum'
No comments please ..... Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws.
" Your Honor, I object ! This line of questioning is makinig my client look really bad". "My attorney was pro bono and pro-plaintiff".
"We find the defendant guilty of being in the details." "Billable hours... billable hours...."
" 1964, reaching into the cookie jar, your mother confronts you. you lie. Tell us, sir, why the injury should believe you now". Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if macburger had adequaltely warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.
" Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed". "Do you sweat to spin the truth the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

 

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